Date Report 8

     UNIVERSITY OF CHADDLEWOOD
     SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS BOARD

  Academy of Training Certificate of Education
APRIL 2011         BASIC LEVEL

Subject Title:  Love and Relationships
Paper No/Title:  Passes and First Dates
Subject Code No: DATEREPORT8

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Forty Five Minutes
Multiple Choice

Answer every question by marking the letter alongside the most appropriate answer.
Some questions have already been answered correctly to help you.
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1) Man R approaches woman A in a bar and attempts to make a date by explaining that he doesn't have enough time to spend chatting, flirting and buying her drinks, but instead asks outright if she would ring him. Does this demonstrate:

• A Charming Honesty
• B Stupidity
• C Drunkenness
• D Therminic emmission

2) Woman A is sitting on a stool in a public bar wearning full makeup, a short and well fitted dress and heavily patterned fishnet tights. Man R steps completely out of character to approach her. Is he attracted by:

• A Her legs
• B Her implied personality and character
• C Her legs
• D Her legs

3) Man R supplies woman A with a card printed with contact details for a local band. He explains that he is not promoting a band, but is using it because the first contact number on the card is his. As a result man R is asked about the quality of his musicianship. He says that he is "Nothing special in the grand scheme of things, but much better than most people who play." Does this response demonstrate:

• A Hubris
• B Charming honesty
• C Adiabatic expansion
• D Drunkenness

4) Upon learning of R's musical talent, woman A says "Maybe we'll make beautiful music together." Would you assume that she was:

• A Drunk
• B A musician
• C An idiot
• D Flirting
• E Taking the piss

5) After hearing the line "Maybe we'll make beautiful music together." man R says "Oh fuck off, you're not on 'Blind Date'". Would you assume that he was:

• A Socially handicapped
• B An idiot
• C Taking the piss
• D Youngs modulous

6) On a Friday night a man specifically asks a woman to telephone him on Sunday. Should she:

• A Never contact him again
• B Ring him on Sunday
• C Text him on Sunday
• D Email his band's website the next day

7) A man has been hosting a weekly dinner party for approximately 15 years. He cancels the dinner party with less than 8 hours notice in order to make a date. is this:

• A A travesty
• B Normal
• C Shameful
• D Charmingly impulsive

8) A woman arranges a first date at a pub within 1/2 a mile of her house. She expects her guest to make his own way to and from the date. Is this:

• A Convenient
• B Rude
• C Normal
• D Selfish

9) A woman arranges a date for 6.00pm on a Sunday. Her date arrives approximately 90s early. When does she arrive:

• A She is already there
• B 6:03
• C 6:08
• D She appologises by text at 6:05 and arrives at 6:21

10) A woman travels approximately 1/2 a mile to a date by car. Is she:

• A Lazy
• B Running late
• C Avagadro's number
• D Wearing 6" stilleto heals

11) How much perfume was woman A wearing when she arrived at her date?

• A Enough
• B Too much
• C Far too much
• D 3x10^8 l/m2

12) Man R first meets woman A approximately 4 pints into a heavy drinking binge. 2 days later he meets her sober but severely deprived of sleep. He was unable to remmember what woman A looked like. When she arrived was she in fact:

• A Familiar, but rougher than he hoped
• B Unrecognizable
• C within acceptable limits
• D Unbelievably beautiful

13) Man R habitually wears handmade leather boots. On his date with woman A it transpires that she is a shoe enthusiast. How does R's choice of shoes influence A's impression of him?

• A He was wearing the wrong shoes
• B She saw them as soon as she entered the pub and loved them
• C No influence
• D Majority carrier conduction

14) A woman announces on a first date that she's a vegetarian who eats fish and occasionally chicken, and that she never ever cooks.
i) In the short term is this:

• A Charmingly ideosyncratic
• B Fucking bizarre
• C Isothermal compression

ii) In a relationship would this be:

• A Charmingly ideosyncratic
• B Fucking bizarre
• C Intollerable

15) On a date a woman happily acknowledges that she is extremely beautiful, and that she gets a lot of attention from men. She tells her date that she only decided to meet him because he is musical. She also says that she will have to hear him play. Is this:

• A Acceptable
• B Rude
• C Shallow
• D Charmingly honest

16) Man R and woman A decide to eat at a pub and read the menu at the bar. Woman A orders their food while man R is visiting the toilet. She does not tell him that their food has been ordered until after is has been delivered to a table. Is this:

• A Charmingly impulsive
• B Efficient
• C Taking charge
• D Weird

17) After eating on a first date woman A reapplies her lipstick and perfume. How much perfume is she now wearing?

• A Too much
• B Far too much
• C It was litterally dripping off her fucking throat

18) By the end of a date woman A has drunk 3 large glasses of wine. How does she get her car back home?

• A Drives it
• B Picks it up the following day
• C She has her date drive it home, then shyly changes into flat shoes, and then walks with her date back to the pub so that he can drive her home a second time in his own car.

19) Why wouldn't woman A drive her own car home while drunk?

• A It's illegal
• B It's completely unacceptable
• C Frightened of getting caught
• D It's immoral

20) A woman is slightly older than a man, has a much more senior job, and is obviously very much wealthier than him. Is this:

• A Irrelevant
• B Advantageous to the man
• C Advantageous to the woman
• D Slightly galling

21) On a date in a pub, woman A is friendly with the bar manager who is responsible for booking entertainment. She gives the manager a promotional recording of her date's band. Will their date be accompanied by:

• A Hubbub from a crowded bar
• B Songs from the jukebox
• C Brownian motion
• D The promotional CD being played several times interspersed with random 60s soul songs

22) On a first date, physical contact should be limited to:

• A Nil
• B One brief kiss
• C prolonged kissing and petting
• D sex

23) On a first date, the man should not kiss the woman's neck:

• A In any circumstances
• B If she tells him to stop
• C If his lips suffer chemical burns from all the perfume
• D Raleigh scattering

24) On a first date the man should not remove the woman's blouse:

• A In any circumstances
• B Unless dictated by a medical emergency
• C If she tells him to stop undressing her

25) Woman A would reject proposed follow-up dates with R because:

• A Out of town with work
• B Will be in Cuba
• C Will be watching the Grand National
• D Too tired
• E All of these

26) By the end of a first date where the woman has drunk considerably more than the man the woman has spent at least an hour telling the man how intelligent and sucessful she is. She has also advised him on what car he should drive, how he should promote his band, how he should kiss her, and what excercise he should do. She also seems not to have stopped talking for 2 seconds together. Is this:

• A A natural consequence of the different levels of drunkenness
• B Her style of conversation
• C Rude
• D Irritating

27) Shortly after a date in a pub where the bar manager had been given a demo CD his band, a man receives a phone call from the bar manager. why?

• A To book the band
• B Garment left in pub
• C The couple had left the pub without paying for their meal

28) Approximately what is the speed of sound in air at sea level?

• A Chalk it up to experience and don't call her again
• B 340m/s
• C Organise another date where both people will be drinking
• D Leave it up to her

29) After a first date, should the lingering impression be:

• A Rejection
• B Mild irritation (social)
• C Mild irritation (chemical)
• D Lust
• E An odd combination of all of these.