Birthday Presents

It was my birthday at the weekend. I got some lovely presents including a linen suit and my beautiful, musical, shortarse absentee girlfriend recorded this harp version of one of my favourite songs from the Britpop era.

The bloke from last week who can't accept that a man and a woman can talk on skype while fully clothed probably had a tiny seizure when I was getting ready for my video date because I put my new suit ON. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Richard "birthday suit" B