Awards

This weekend I found the minutes from a fake awards ceremony. The ceremony was held when the band I played in went out for a Christmas meal and drinks, and drunken karaoke in 2010.

The Award for Outstanding Commitment

Nominations

• Rxx for making the wedding show happen.
• Jaxxx for never being poorly since his operation.
• Juxxx for doing The Cherry Tree with a cold and sore throat.
• Paxxx for forsaking Oasis tickets to play the fucking Wheelers

Winner

• Paxxx for jeopardising  his marriage to play the Thistle – making it three gigs in three weeks.

The Award for Moodiest Bastard

Nominations

• Baxxx for not coming tonight.
• Pixxx at The Underground when the lights were in our eyes.

Winner

• Paxxx for the whole day of the wedding at Borringdon.

The Award for Filthiest Mouth

Nominations

• Paxxx’s reply to the text about being double booked at The Underground.
• Rxx when he missed the descending run at the end of The Chain.

Winner

• Juxxx saying 'have you got a little bit of thrush?' to  a wedding guest when she shouted for 'Sex on Fire'.

Richard "Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence" B