Goal!

There's a common human reflex that seems usually to be counterproductive. When you drop something you sometimes automatically stick your foot out to stop it from hitting the floor. I know someone who involuntarily put his foot under a heavy dropped television and damaged his foot. Not long ago I was washing up and I dropped a china bowl. Without thinking I put my foot out to stop it from breaking on the kitchen floor. My football skills aren't really what they should be, and while my foot did make contact with the bowl what actually happened was that I drop the bowl then swung my leg forwards towards it. I Drop kicked the bowl, full force, into the oven door where it smashed convincingly.

Richard "Patella Hammer" B