In the run up to Christmas I got a card from my cleaner. The inside of the card was printed with the message With Best Wishes. When she signed it she also added double quotes around With Best Wishes so it looked rather like she didn't really wish me the best. My friends and I laughed about it and added lots of sarcastic quotation marks to our own Christmas cards.
The thing is that my cleaner quit last week. Maybe she hates me and she meant exactly what she wrote in my Christmas card.
Richard "Labour Relations" B
My father puts quotation marks around my name on birthday cards. I guess it could be worse, he could put them around the word "birthday" itself...
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